Gimly

We all knew this was gonna be terrible, but I thought that there'd at least be a dragon... I mean, there's one in the poster... The lack of a dragon makes up roughly 0% of this movie's actual problems, but I still wanted to complain about it. It's nice that Casper Van Dien's getting a chance to flex his worth behind the scenes, but it's also an abysmal failure, which probably matters more. The Asylum's movies suck each and every time... Yet somehow I still always end up watching them. _Final rating:★ - Of no value. Avoid at all costs._