40.18 %

Things (1989)

Conceived by a lunatic, hatched within a human womb...

Director: Andrew Jordan

Genres: Horror

Writer: Andrew Jordan, Barry J. Gillis

Runtime: 1h 24m

Release: 1 Sep, 1989

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Cast

Amber Lynn, Barry J. Gillis, Bruce Roach, Doug Bunston, Jan W. Pachul

Overview

An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.

Reviews

Tourma

## What. Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable. The blurb makes it sound like a cheap *Evil Dead* knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this movie. Amber's half-assing it, though she does have a whole ass to give for better productions. There is video proof of that at least.

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